Prejudice jokes

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

Ask a darkie for a light.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?

The white guy did it!

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...