Prejudice jokes

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

Ask a darkie for a light.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?

The white guy did it!

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.