Poverty jokes
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣