What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
When the card declines on child insurance.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
