Poverty jokes
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
