Poverty jokes
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they donât have a family to share with.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesnât pay for haircuts.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.