Poverty jokes

Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?

Because there is no home button.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

What phone do orphans have?

An iPhone 10R.

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he wanted to be wanted.

What is the most common theme in Africa?

Starvation.

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they never get a full house.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.

What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."