Poverty jokes

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?

Because there is no home button.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?

Because there is no home button.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

What phone do orphans have?

An iPhone 10R.

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he wanted to be wanted.

What is the most common theme in Africa?

Starvation.