Poverty jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.