Poverty jokes
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣