My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Poverty Jokes
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
You're homeless, you orphan!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
