Poverty jokes
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work…
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.