Poverty jokes
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
When the card declines on child insurance.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.