Potty jokes

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

What do you call a not potty trained human?

Amber Heard.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.

Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"

Because he had to take one.

Pee pee poo poo wall.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit!"

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK

Do I sit broken-hearted?

I came to sh*t and only farted.

Q: Why was the potty sad?

A: Diarrhea

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Poopy, farty, pee.

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

Snort poo poo.

Why does a chicken cross the road?

To poop and pee in the potty!