Potty jokes

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!

Teacher: Where’s the P?

Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?

The priest stopped him on the way there.