Position jokes
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.