Substitute Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher

Before the class starts

A classroom scene is shown with various cartoon and animated characters sitting at desks, including the Joker, Pikachu, Peter Griffin, and others. A white duck is also present. The text on the image says: "What substitute teachers see when they walk into class:".

K pop

A screenshot of two comments on Pornhub. The first comment by user 'FunkyMonkey42069' is asking if K-Pop could be a substitute for "Ok Boomer". The second comment by user 'U12937492' says "My guy I'm here to blow my load not my mind."

Equation

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Jokes

Teacher

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Dildo

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Substitute jokes