Popularity

Popularity jokes

Chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Nudist colony

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Tree

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

Memes

Meme

My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.

A cartoon drawing of a chef with dark skin, a black mustache, and a white chef's hat. He has a red scarf and is making an 'OK' hand gesture. In the upper right corner, there is a blurred Italian flag.

Emo

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Justin Bieber

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Babysitter

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

Today

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Roblox

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

😄😄😄

Dish

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

People

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Comment

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

Put more comments.

Song

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

TikTok

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.