Popularity

Popularity jokes

Insult

  • Fat kid jumps in the pool.

    The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

    The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

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  • Roblox

  • Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

    *Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

    馃槃馃槃馃槃

    Lollipop

  • My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

    And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

    I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

    Gun

  • What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

    When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

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  • Cover

  • Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

    His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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  • Batter

  • Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

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  • Graveyard

  • Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world? Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

    People

  • Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

    So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

    So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

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  • Condom

  • The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

    Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

    ...

    I guess her rubber broke too.

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  • Fireplace

  • Nobody really liked our fireplace.

    So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

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