Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
