Popularity Jokes

What is my most popular side of myself?

Suicide.

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

A four-panel cartoon shows a person sitting at a desk. In the first panel, the text says "How to acquire internet points." In the second panel, the person is writing on a paper. In the third panel, the person holds up the paper which reads "only people with a big pp will upvote this post". In the fourth panel, the person is leaning back in their chair with arms behind their head and the text "GENIUS." is written above.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

Website Records

Most Likes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5aea13992886f22c3e98bd88/why-are-priests-called-father

Most Dislikes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5a6f42308b40a83af3dda515/today-was-a-terrible-day

Worst Dislike Ratio: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b5293efa5535a611745773c/guys-go-ot-httpsworstjokesevercomjokes5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go

Most Comments: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website

All records are as of March 11th, 2021.

Hi, please like for good luck!

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

Why are theaters popular among cows?

They enjoy watching moovies.

I am curious how many likes this will get.

LIKE IT!!!!!

Make this the most liked post.

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D