Popularity jokes
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Memes
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
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All records are as of March 11th, 2021.
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Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Make this the most liked post.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.