Popularity jokes
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
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Hi, please like for good luck!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Make this the most liked post.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.