Buzz jokes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday? Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"