Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny. Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop"!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Pop-up. P
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly don’t wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
pop pop meow
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
