I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
