Pop jokes
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!