When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
Have you heard about the new cereal? It's called "Prostituties". They don't snap, crackle or pop, but they sure do bang!
A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasle before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasle.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
WHAT MUSIC SCARES BALOONS? POP MUSIC
WHY WOULD THE BANNANA SCREAM OUTCH BECAUSE GETTING PEALED
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off