Pop a choccy milk!
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras but then I heard popping behind me
Freddy: Im coming for u >:)
Me:god no help
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
If this pops up on your timeline , fuck you
Pop in the toilet
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Your Dad
