Pop jokes
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Pop a choccy milk!
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
Memes
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Pop in the toilet.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.