Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
Freddy: Im coming for u >:)
Me:god no help
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
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Why did the chicken cross the roads to popeyes chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
what type of music is a balloon afraid of-pop
Pop in the toilet
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music
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Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
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The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996, they are popping off bro.
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Your Dad
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you??
Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors
