Pop

Pop jokes

Duck

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Morgue

I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

Chip

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Game

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

Momma

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Toaster

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

Bar

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Butt

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

Mom

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Penis

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

Ball

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"