Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."