Pop culture jokes
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Michael Jackson.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.