What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
