Pop culture jokes

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

Suicide squad.

Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?

They are always swinging a stick.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.

Who is the man behind all lives matter?

Michael Jackson.

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids ride for free.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!