Pop culture jokes
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.