What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Pop Culture Jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
