Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Weedle will make you high.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Kenshiro is already dead.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
