Pop culture jokes
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Bababooey.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.