Pop culture jokes
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Bababooey.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.