Pop culture jokes
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
"Hee hee touched me."
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.