Pop culture jokes
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.