"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Sans
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
