Pop culture jokes
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.