Pop culture jokes
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Wahoo!
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)