What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
