What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Pop Culture Jokes
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
"Me fa so?"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
