Pop culture jokes
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
"Me fa so?"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"