Pop culture jokes
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?