Poop jokes
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Poop backwards is poop. 馃挬
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What do you call Snoop Dogg鈥檚 giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
You gonna poop someday.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
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What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!