Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
Why do people poop? Because it we need to
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
Roses are red violets are blue get the fuck out I’m trying to poo
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
why was the bakers hands brown? because he was kneading a poop
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop)
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
a random drunk person ate poop but he found out it was liquid...
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
That moment when you poop 😂
Kid: mom, do trees poop? Mom: Yes. that is how we get #2 pencils
I say cow poop -- cow's say moonure
toot and poop
squril:i got a joke dog:what the hell is it squril:i clicked my nuts and clickedmy poop
WHY DID THE CATS GO IN THE LITTERBOX?? TO TAKE A POOP
