Poop jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
How do you poop?
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!