Poop jokes
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Toot and poop.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.