Poop

Poop Jokes

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

How to get 60 translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait didn't you pooped yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian translink worker Little boy.

a nut told me to eat him so i did but somthing weird happend i turned to a nut and when i poop there was eggs there

Girl:Hey Boy: Hi? Girl:I need to tell u something... Boy:WHAT? Girl:I like u Boy:And I hate u Boy:YOUR A CHICKEN πŸ”πŸ” πŸ” Girl:I HATE U YOU POOPπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’© Girl:LOSER L Boy: I thought u said U liked me Girl:SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOPπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ” πŸ” Boy: GIRL BYE Girl:Bye felisha

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Four big guys and they grab on my thighs Blow up my guts like the 4th of July If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin' Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin' He said yeah I'm not leavin'

I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin' Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'

Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' On him if he don't have tits I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz

There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs They blow my guts like the 4th of July If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh) But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden

Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets And I'm beatin' on my meat

Bitch We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs And they gon' bust on my eyes

i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘

I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl

You dropped your toilet paper right and you you want to pick it up but you can't because you have πŸ’© poop in your but and it scwoshdπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop