Poop Jokes

Anonymous
in Orphan

That moment when you poop 😂

Devyboy
in Best

Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack

Poop Poop
in Alzheimers

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

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Anonymous
in Constipation

How do you stop constipation?

You scare the crap outta them.

(Crap is another word for poop)

Joel Phillips

Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!

Kylie
in Puns

Why does a chicken cross the road

To poop and pee in the potty

From My 6 year old sister

Joel Phillips

Why does Hellen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!

NOONECARESWHATMYNAMEIS

a random drunk person ate poop but he found out it was liquid...

Anonymous Joker
in Priest

After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."

Marz
in Bad

I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline

Anonymous
in America

I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.

hahah
in Toilet Paper

we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog

Anonymous
in Sky

poop

Anonymous
in Vagina

Poop back wards is poop 💩

i am a big fat butt
in Toilet

why did the chicken explode? because he pooped his pants

Cassidee
in Tree

Kid: mom, do trees poop? Mom: Yes. that is how we get #2 pencils

giod
in Smell

What did the left eye say to the right eye? POOP

Anonymous
in Ghost

what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.

Anonymous
in Orphan

Poop

RYLIN WIGGINS

WHY DID THE CATS GO IN THE LITTERBOX?? TO TAKE A POOP