What did the left eye say to the right eye? POOP
if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die
Uranus has a lot of poop. yeah. that is my joke
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
what do you call a man with farts. DEEZ NUTS!
Poop back wards is poop đź’©
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!
What did buttholes say after taking a dump? Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog
Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack
my dad has a pretty shity job
When a king farts,Is it considered a noble gas?
I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some windex on it
the poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHHH! day long
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster as the plunger does look like the weapon in 'Ghostbuster'!
Pooooop
