Poop jokes
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Pooooooooooop!
Poopy, farty, pee.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
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When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Poopy loopy.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
Pooooop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?