A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
why was the toilet angry? because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
When a king farts,Is it considered a noble gas?
you gonna poop someday
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
POO I LOVE POO here’s my song ‘poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy’ thank you
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
poop
Pooooooooooop!
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
