Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? POOP
That moment when you poop 😂
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
