Poop jokes
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Ghost poop
Relatable 🗿🗣️🔥
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Community talk
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smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
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What if I put laxatives in all the food at school then nutted on all the toilet seats so nobody could poop
HELP ME IM POOPING AND I CANT STOP