Poop jokes
You gonna poop someday.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Connor pooped himself.
Aspen pooped herself.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
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Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!