Poop

Poop Jokes

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Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN πŸ”πŸ” πŸ” Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’© Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ” πŸ” Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

When Sally finds out, she yells, β€œI never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.