How do you poop?
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
you.
Pooooop.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
