Poop jokes

How do you poop?

What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.

you.

Pooooop.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.