Poop Jokes

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Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!

A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.

What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Why do people poop?

Because it we need to!

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

POOP!

Why did the rhino eat the car?

Poop.

Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"

When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.