Feces jokes
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Poop Jackson.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
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Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Snort poo poo.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Poopies in my undies.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!