Feces jokes
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
Snort poo poo.
Poop Jackson.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
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What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.