Feces jokes
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
Poop Jackson.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Snort poo poo.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Poopies in my undies.