Feces

Feces Jokes

Buttcheek

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

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  • Shit

    What did one butt cheek say to the other?

    "Together we can stop this shit."

    Shit

    When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

    Poop

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    Toilet

    What did the kid say to the toilet?

    "Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"

    Poo

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Ididap.

    Ididap who?

    That's the joke, you did a poo!

    Butt

    What did one butt say to the other?

    Something brown is slithering down.

    Poop

    I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

    I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

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  • Poop

    Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!

    Mop

    Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.