What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Feces Jokes
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Poop Jackson.
Snort poo poo.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
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What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Poopies in my undies.