30+ Feces Jokes

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.

Why did piglet go to the bathroom?

To search for Poo.

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.

What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Poop Jackson.

Snort poo poo.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

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What did the kid say to the toilet?

"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??

He had to use the bathroom!

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

HOLY CRAP!!!

Crap with holes in it.

Get it? HOLE - Y?

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