Someday jokes

Bus

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Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Soldier

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Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Mp3

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I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Content

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Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Slavery

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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Community talk

Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more