Someday jokes
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Someday you'll go far.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Welp
You gonna poop someday.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
Community talk
waaaaaa waaaaaa ahhhh I just want to be a cute femboy someday ahhhhh
Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more
caitlyn, im sorry for being mean. i hope you can forgive me someday, i really appreciate you and how much you care for this site. have a good day.
I'm also sorry for cacey, i didnt mean to make you feel upset, i hope you can forgive me someday, too.