Someday jokes

Soldier

  • Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

    Soldier says, “Mhm.”

    Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

    Soldier says, “Really?”

    The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

    Community talk

  • Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more