Someday jokes

Bus

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Soldier

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Memes

Mp3

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

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  • Mom

    Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

    Palm Sunday.

    Gwen

    Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

    Community

    Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more