Someday jokes
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Someday you'll go far.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Welp
You gonna poop someday.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Community talk
waaaaaa waaaaaa ahhhh I just want to be a cute femboy someday ahhhhh
Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more
caitlyn, im sorry for being mean. i hope you can forgive me someday, i really appreciate you and how much you care for this site. have a good day.
I'm also sorry for cacey, i didnt mean to make you feel upset, i hope you can forgive me someday, too.