Politics jokes
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Labor party.
Women’s rights.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Hitler.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.