Politics jokes
Feminists are a joke.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.