Politics jokes
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
China.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!