Politics jokes
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Memes
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didnโt fall. ๐
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. ๐๐๐
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
China.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.