Politics jokes
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Memes
Quite true
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didnโt fall. ๐
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. ๐๐๐
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heโd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heโs used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Fรผhrer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zรคhnen."
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they donโt have rights.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.