Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Politics Jokes
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
