Politics jokes
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.