Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
Politics
Why is suicide illegal? Because it destroys government property.
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
what do you call a bullet-head? jfk
vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
