Politics jokes
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.