Politics

Politics jokes

Politician

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Color

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

Calendar

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Hitler

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Woman

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

Hitler

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

Country

What country has been the hottest in recent years?

Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!

War

Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?

Because it was over 18 years old.

Chess

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

Republican

To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.

America

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂

Suicide

Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?

Tower

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎