Politics jokes
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎