Politics jokes
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Memes
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.