Politics jokes
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Memes
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.