Politics jokes
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Gun control...
Joe Biden
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
A boy asks his father:
"What is politics?"
Father answers:
"It’s very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so I’m big business. Your mother spends the money, so she’s the government.
Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So he’s the law.
Our maid is the working class.
Everything revolves around your interests, so you’re the people. Your little baby brother represents the future."
The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesn’t know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid — and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.
Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.
The next day his father asks him:
"So, can you now explain to me what politics is?"
The boy says:
"Yes, it’s all become clear to me!
Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit."
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!