Politics jokes
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Memes
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?