Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
