Politics jokes
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Trump.
Miku will make America great again
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Like this if you like me.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.