Politics jokes
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What about women's lefts?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.