British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
There is a young lady.. She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Make america hate again
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
There are sexiest women in politics, They should be in car showroom.
iran
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
