Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
There is a young lady.. She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Make america hate again
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
iran
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
