Politics jokes
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
I love Communism.
Make America Great Britain again!
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!