Players jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
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