Players jokes
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.