Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Players Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
