Did you know that in 2001 there was an among us game except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball a Juan on juan
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
Q: what is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan A: one knows we’re home is
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
Why are orphans bad at baseball
Because they can’t find home base
why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
because they already lost two towers
Why are american bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.