Players jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.