Players jokes
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.