Players jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

Chess

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

Memes

Football

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

New York City

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Difference

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

Nun

What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Night

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

Among Us

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.