Players jokes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
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Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.