Play Jokes

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

Next: Inappropriate Jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An Donald Trumpet!

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.

Why do orphans play tennis because that's the only thing they loved

Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"

why cant british people play chess

because they lost their queen

Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion

me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor

What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone

Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!

Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh

You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!

How do clarinet players play a song?

They reed their music.

when i was very young... my classmates played a game called kiss chase, some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them They are rapists now