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if u play game go play on ur sis

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

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why is america so bad at playing jenga? because they already lost two towers

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why can't Orphan play baseball they don't know where home is

why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home

When the grass is bloody You play in the mud...

I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights

How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...

What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.

why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies

because he cant handle all six perks

Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them

why can't you play with a cheetah?

Because they are cheat-ahs

Why cant a chines kid play baseball

-They ate the bat

YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.