Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
