Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
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What game do zombies 🧟♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
You know why emos get excited playing minecraft? They see a creeper
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
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Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama but mines a tragedy.
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
I am a registered sex offender im just playing i'm not registered yet
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
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I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
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