Play jokes
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
I miss playing baseball.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?