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What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"

Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

Literally me after every single relationship

A black and white image shows two people sitting on a bench, one couple in the background and a woman looking towards them. The text says, "I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works."

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."