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Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?

He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"

Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?

Kids play with both of them.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.