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Orphanage

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Hitler

Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?

He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.

Penis

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Memes

Johnny

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"

Self Harm

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Penaldo

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Emo

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Sport

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

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  • Mailman

    Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."

    Chess

    Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

    He can't choose between black or white.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

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  • Perk

    Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

    Because he can't handle 6 perks.