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Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.