Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘‘em hanging.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021 they wore black at their funeral🤣
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
when the class plays hangman the emos get inspired
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
why is a brick always hard, because the indians played with it enough
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser