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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. 😂😂

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.