Play jokes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs donβt work like they used to before."
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Memes
saddest youtube comment :(
Why donβt Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. ππ
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why couldnβt the kid play baseball? Because he couldnβt find home.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.