I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
