Play jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Memes
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.