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How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

What game do emo kids love the most?

Hangman.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

Cause that's the only way they get love.

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

Why can’t Asians play baseball?

Because they can’t see the ball.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I'm so very sorry, everyone. I punched the wrong buttons, and we are heading to DC instead of New York, and we are about to run out of fuel." He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, "I've parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers." He jumps off.

Donald faced the other four and orders:

"I'm the greatest leader of the world, and I'll make the decision. Tony, you go first. Our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging."

Tony jumps off.

"Francis, my friend, you go next. Pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir's and Xi's for me."

Francis jumps off.

Hillary faced Donald furiously. "Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I'm the smartest woman in the whole world in history."

Hillary jumps off.

Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: "I'm an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children, just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I've become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I've made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I've played more golf and..."

Greta interjected, "Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let's go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!"

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.