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Violist

Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Scissors

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

Memes

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Finger

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

Stereotype

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

Disco

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Papyrus

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Store

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Baseball

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

Toy

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Dad

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Orphan

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Sister

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Actor

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!