Play jokes
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.