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Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.