i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
Baseball is awesome 😎
Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
When they say beat that pussy I don’t play so punch it
What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
what do orphans do after they win a game? Nothing they have no one to play games with.
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
Why is an boomerang a orphanes favourite toy because it actually comes back
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Time for a Terraria joke
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
