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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
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Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.