People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”
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you play gatcha life more like go get a life
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
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What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets
Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
