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Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
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This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I miss playing baseball.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.