How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
