if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Yep this happens when u play g.t.a good god
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
what kind of band never plays music
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted
have you played the game imagine dragons. imagine draging deez nuts
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer."
Animal jokes, Eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on