Platform Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Adopt Me

What do orphans play on Roblox?

Adopt Me.

Message

Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!

Memes

Edge

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

Reddit

Reddit cool.

T-Series

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

Orphan

Why don't orphans play Minecraft?

Because Technoblade is on the platform.

Roblox

Fuck Roblox!

Calendar

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Picture

Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.

Memes

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is split into two sections. The top section is a scene from the video game Hollow Knight, showing the character standing on a platform. The lower section is a split image with two different Mr. Incredible reaction faces. The first shows a smiling Mr. Incredible and has the text "Those who don't know" written underneath. The second image shows a distressed Mr. Incredible face, with the text "Those who know" underneath.

Character

Look at this atmos

Two characters from the game Hollow Knight standing on a platform with the word "LISTEN" above them.

Meme

POV:Your Reaction,that you finally can upload Memes on this Website

A yellow emoji with sunglasses, a thumbs-up and shoes smiles with visible teeth.

Harry Potter

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Release

A person with brown hair and a black and white jacket sits on an orange couch with a grey patterned background. The text below the image says "epstein list releases" and "ecelebs start leaving the platform".

Celebrity

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Face

Social media

Community

havet been on here in forever

Anyone still here?

Why on earth are there still people here? I've heard news of the site dying dozens of times. Save yourselves while you still can.

Platform Community