Platform

Platform Jokes

Hater

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Calendar

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Post

"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."

[Link]

Orphan

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Roblox

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

😄😄😄

Music

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Muslim

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Comment

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

Pope

Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”

Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.

Social media

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

Single

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.