Plane jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Memes
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.