Plane jokes

Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.

But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.

"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit." "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife." "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

Pin drop silence in the class!

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk...!!!!"

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

How old is a blue plane?

Blue.