Plane jokes
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Memes
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.