Plane jokes
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Type shit.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.