Plane jokes

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

What did one plane say to the other?

"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."

Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.