Plane jokes
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.