Plane jokes
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"