Plane jokes
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?