Plane

Plane jokes

Tower

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Cleaner

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

Memes

Number

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Baby

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

9/11

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Terrorist

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Tower

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Twin Towers

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Step

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

Day

What did one plane say to the other?

"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."

Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"