Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing because it was not an airplane strip but a tower.
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
Why did the twin towers order from just eat? They wanted some plane fries.
whats the twin towers' favorite type of transport? PLANES
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
What did the plane say to the towers : Can't go over it can't go under it oh no we got to go through it
