Plane jokes
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
ohio lol
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.