Plane jokes
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?