I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let’s hear,” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk...!!!”
whats the 9/11 survivors least favorite team?
new york jets
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza? It got a bunch of plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
