Plane jokes
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
9/11.